I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He's a Shit stain on my heart
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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