you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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