FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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