the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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