The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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