Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize