Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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