Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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