her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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