Do you still have your period?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
