she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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