took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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