Christians are straight up FREAKS
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I could fuck to npr.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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