my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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