She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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