feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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