Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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