she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
i think i just lost a toe
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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