Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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