Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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