I'm drive I can fine osifer
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
they're like a gay fantastic four
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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