she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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