You really coming over, don't trick.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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