Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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