Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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