we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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