I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
my god I love twenty year old dicks
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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