Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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