I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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