What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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