So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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