Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Even the bartender felt bad for me
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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