We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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