Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
