I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
