I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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