I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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