Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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