That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wannas sexs uuuuu
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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