I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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