I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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