another moral hangover. fuck.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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