After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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