Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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