I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I can text with my tongue
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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