is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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