i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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