if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
mondays should just be called national damage control day
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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