"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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