oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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