Do you still have your period?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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