Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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